Category: Joke Board
The Top 14 Signs Spring Break Has Arrived
14> Cars on Florida freeways reach speeds in excess of 17 mph.
13> Earth's rotation shifts slightly, as 80% of the world's beer
converges on Florida.
12> State troopers all over the country stand in front of their
mirrors, drawing their radar guns and saying, "Do you feel
lucky, punk?"
11> Portable toilets replace technology stocks as the big gainer
on the NASDAQ.
10> Residents of Ft. Lauderdale and Panama City start
Scotch-Guarding everything, including pets.
9> The average age in Florida dips all the way down to 72.
8> Weatherman's latest forecast for South Padre Island?
95% chance of meaningless sex with random people.
7> Standard Time ends; Moonlight Puking Time begins.
6> Live from Lake Havasu City, MTV is proud to bring you
"Undressed, Unconscious and Unprotected."
5> A naked Ted Kennedy causes a brief stir when confused tourists
attempt to save the senator by pushing him back into the sea.
4> You get to see breasts without that pesky two drink minimum
and constant tipping.
3> J.C. Penney holds its annual "Thong and Bong Sale."
2> White trash teenage crossdressing vampire nuns on Jerry
Springer suddenly sporting bitchin' tans.
and the Number 1 Sign Spring Break Has Arrived...
1> You wake up behind a 7-11 in Daytona with a goat and a Barbie
doll, reeking of marmalade -- and your first thought is
"Not again!!"
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That's great!